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Oops, I Did Him Again

The journey of young, single women trying to find Mr. Right (Now)
Jul 9 '14
How to lose a guy in 10 seconds…

How to lose a guy in 10 seconds…

Jul 9 '14
Definitely something I would do. 

Cookies supersede all.

Definitely something I would do.

Cookies supersede all.

Jun 27 '14

Is this your floor?

Silently riding the elevator with a guy (from work…) that you went on one date with while you both attempt not to acknowledge the other’s existence is a great way to kick off the weekend.

Happy Friday!

-Ellie

Jun 20 '14

Well they look great if I just stand here

Apparently when I walk my high waisted shorts have aspirations to become just-under-my-boobs/exposing-my-ass shorts. Call me conservative, but I prefer my garments to be longer than my lady parts.

Jun 6 '14

Ding Dong

Definitely went to type “I adore dogs.”  Definitely typed “I adore dongs.”

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-Ellie

Jun 2 '14

NYC-only place in the world where I want to punch old people

So I’m standing on the subway platform. In conservative work clothes. Glasses. Bun. Old man waddles up to me. Stands right in front of me and just stares with an absolutely disturbing grin. Um, hi? I called him a “fcking creep” and walked away.

Did part of me feel a little bad? Naturally…at first. Quickly dissipated when he proceeded to teeter totter after me til I lost him last second by diving into a different car when the train came. Like, WHY?? Is it kosher to hit a skeez in the face if they’re literally older than WWII? Thanks crazies of New York, you never fail to exceed my expectations.

-Ellie

May 26 '14

Ew, outties.

No woman who is 8+ months pregnant should wear a bikini under any circumstances. Unless they—-wait, no it’s still never.

Apr 29 '14
You know you’ve given up on your night when…

You know you’ve given up on your night when…

Apr 22 '14

Facebook was my gateway drug.

Time for a little ex boyfriend stalkiiiiing!

Shut up, you all do it.

-Ellie

Apr 17 '14
Thank you, Groupon, for making my day.  “Over 5,000 bought!”  Dying.

Thank you, Groupon, for making my day.  “Over 5,000 bought!”  Dying.